Monday, July 18, 2011

It's your birthday and I can't be there
But I'll send you a special birthday wish and a little prayer
Have a happy birthday
I hope that all of your birthday wishes come true
May you have a great time today and find happiness in everything you do.
@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...

Wishing u..

A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...

And

Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”
Dua hai K Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam
hoga
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai
k waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga
Happy Birthday
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday
Before the clock strikes twelve, let us take the opportunity to let u know that you have grown a year older. Happy Birthday, With lots of luvs and blessings Mom n Dad
Wishing u 12 months of HAPPINESS
52 weeks of FUN
365 days of LAUGHTER
8760 hours of GOOD LUCK
525600 minutes of JOY
31536000 seconds of SUCCESS.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "


Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai
Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya
Just Imagine ...

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours ;->

Geo Zardari ...

Zardari SmS

Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

Zardari sms

*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Website: www.zardari-dalal.com

Zardari sms

Zardari sms

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khary rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dair baad wo wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Zardaari SmS

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lut gai,
Hasband: Kyun kya huwa janu,
Wife: Aaj ek new jawan handsum larka yaha aya,
Hasband; To kya kiya usne,
Wife: Maine kaha tum kon ho, us ne kaha mian bamboo hon,
Hasband; To raeesani hoga, phir kya huwa,
Wife: Phir usne kaha kab tak jawani chupaogi rani, main ne kaha main to dil de chuki hun sanam,
Hasband: Kis ko dil de chuki ho,
Wife: Zardari ko,

Zardaari SmS

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
,
BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

ZarDaari SmS

Shiri Rehman Farmati hain

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Liken koi jotay say na maray mairay dewane ko

Zardari SmS

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
,
BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

Zardari SmS

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
,
BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

Zardari SmS

Attendance

Yajooj Majooj
Yes Sir

Zakoota
Yes Sir

Firaon
Yes Sir

Eblees
Yes Sir

ZARDARI

Sir g o di leave dey deo
O PAKISTAN luttan gay ney