Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "


Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya

Just Imagine ...

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours ;->

Geo Zardari ...

Zardari SmS

Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

Zardari sms

*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.

Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Website: www.zardari-dalal.com

Zardari sms

Zardari sms

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khary rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dair baad wo wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

Zardaari SmS

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lut gai,
Hasband: Kyun kya huwa janu,
Wife: Aaj ek new jawan handsum larka yaha aya,
Hasband; To kya kiya usne,
Wife: Maine kaha tum kon ho, us ne kaha mian bamboo hon,
Hasband; To raeesani hoga, phir kya huwa,
Wife: Phir usne kaha kab tak jawani chupaogi rani, main ne kaha main to dil de chuki hun sanam,
Hasband: Kis ko dil de chuki ho,
Wife: Zardari ko,

Zardaari SmS

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
,
BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

ZarDaari SmS

Shiri Rehman Farmati hain

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Liken koi jotay say na maray mairay dewane ko

Zardari SmS

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
,
BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

Zardari SmS

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
,
BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

Zardari SmS

Attendance

Yajooj Majooj

Yes Sir

Zakoota
Yes Sir

Firaon
Yes Sir

Eblees
Yes Sir

ZARDARI

Sir g o di leave dey deo
O PAKISTAN luttan gay ney